Oh My GOD!!!!

Things I can handle:
1) going out to shows with ex-girlfriends
2) my favorite sports teams becoming a mockery of themselves
3) trying to maintain relationship with a girl half way around the world
4) eating one meal a day

Things I can't handle
1) studying for exams that last weeks
2) not sleeping enough
3) THIS:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2604874

"[High school fullback Jake Asp] woke up because he felt something strange and painful in his right ear. When the pain became unbearable, family members took him to a nearby clinic. They speculated that something had happened to him in the game the night before.

"Someone said I could have popped my ear drum," Asp said. "...But when I got to the [clinic], they took a look in there and saw it, and I was like, 'What the heck? How did I get a bug in my ear?'"

Asp could hear it, and it nearly drove him nuts. "It was digging and biting into my eardrum," he said. "That went on for, like, 15 minutes. I could hear it -- a whole bunch of loud popping noises. It hurt pretty bad."

I'm just going to curl up in a fetal position and cry now.

Some People are Just Talented

Now THAT, my friends, is a true journalist.

Whichever

It's taken alot longer and alot harder than I had thought to acquire said phone number/contact information. This does not please Zod, not one bit.

I Thought You Looked Familiar...

So yeah, when I went clubbing last Friday, I went with a several people on my floor of the apartment. During which I met a girl two doors down that looked VERY FAMILIAR for some reason. She's Hmong, and I have never met a Hmong person before, much less her. However, she looked ridiculously familiar.

Fast forward to today, I was tossing out the garbage without a shirt on (like you do, to show off the pecs, ya know) when I ran into her coming back home. Then it hit me why she looked familiar!

She was the spitting image of a porn star!

Took me a long time to find an *ahem* appropriate picture of her.

So yeah, that will be interesting. I wonder what she thinks of me, seeing me walk around without a shirt on and all. After all, in porn movies, this where she discreetly knocks on the door and greets me with a "Hey boy!", isn't it?

So I Haven't Updated In a While.

To recap. There is the ex. The cute girl from work. And now, there's a new contender! The really really pretty Civil Engineering Master Degree owning girl with the knockout smile! Wow. I mean, that's all I can say.

I hope she gets a job close by...

"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."

What?