Oh My GOD!!!!

Things I can handle:
1) going out to shows with ex-girlfriends
2) my favorite sports teams becoming a mockery of themselves
3) trying to maintain relationship with a girl half way around the world
4) eating one meal a day

Things I can't handle
1) studying for exams that last weeks
2) not sleeping enough
3) THIS:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2604874

"[High school fullback Jake Asp] woke up because he felt something strange and painful in his right ear. When the pain became unbearable, family members took him to a nearby clinic. They speculated that something had happened to him in the game the night before.

"Someone said I could have popped my ear drum," Asp said. "...But when I got to the [clinic], they took a look in there and saw it, and I was like, 'What the heck? How did I get a bug in my ear?'"

Asp could hear it, and it nearly drove him nuts. "It was digging and biting into my eardrum," he said. "That went on for, like, 15 minutes. I could hear it -- a whole bunch of loud popping noises. It hurt pretty bad."

I'm just going to curl up in a fetal position and cry now.