Internet Playground

"Tag! You're it!"
- Bully at the playground, to me, after he tagged me.

So yes, I was tagged for some blog meme, so here goes.

1. Who are you?
Woah, are you asking about you or me? How's the set up here? Are you asking me or is this me asking you? I is confused.

2. Are we friends?
So personal right off the bat. But yeah, we are friends, as much as can be I guess.

3. When and how did we meet?
So many levels of "meeting". But I guess we were formally introduced via MSN chat?

4. Do you have a crush on me?
Personal! I refuse to answer on the basis that my answer my incriminate myself!

5. Would you ever be attracted to me?
Umm, attracted how?

6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Sex-aaaay! Because I always wanted to shout that at a woman. :D

7. Describe me in one word.
Rich. *ducks*

8. What was your first impression?
Blur?

9. Do you still think that way about me now?
Nope. Thankfully, less blurred. Oh wait, hmm... actually let me change my answer, yeah you still are. Need to chat online more!

10. What reminds you of me?
Talking to Junny and Jan online.

11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A pair of Converse shoes, and a mate so I won't have to deal with as much drooling when we chat.

12. How well do you know me?
Not too well sadly. *sniff*

13. When's the last time you saw me?
All I got is photos babe. (But oh, what glorious photos they are.)

14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yes.

15. Will you ever die for me?
If by dying you mean not dying my hair, then maybe.

Ok ok ok ok. Now, I'm suppose to "tag" others? Hmm, ok. Usually I hate this but since there are females involved, I'll indulge myself. Tag: Jo, Jan, Junny, Cherry, Amy, May, and Yon Jie. Over the limit but I don't care, I'm special and I deserve more.

Oh, and in honour of nobody in particular:

What? There's no innuendoes there. Quit looking! There's nothing to see here!

"Riverside, motherfucker!"
- Me, back to the bully, after I shot him for touching me.